Quotes in ECS

Whenever anyone prints anything in our Computer Science lab, a front sheet is printed as well indicating the user ID of the user and some other info like the PC used to place the print order, how many pages, date and time, etc ...
In addition, a quote or expression is also printed; and some of these are hilarious ...
Here is one:
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is"
lol

Quotes

“ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ”

— Phyllis Diller

this was one of my first favourite quotes :)

Quotes

"I often wonder
if life is easier
for other people
or
they're just better
at faking it"

a postsecret postcard

Funny Definition

I also found this on RD's website:
"Cupidity: The faulty logic that leads a well-meaning but clueless third party to believe that two random singles are perfect for each other."

Quotes

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality." -- Desmond Tutu